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Animal Jokes

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  • A blind man in a store
  • A blind man is standing at the corner...
  • A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog...
  • A blond wants to buy a TV
  • A boy and girl octopus out on a date...
  • A burglar is in big trouble
  • A dangerous job
  • A dog walks into a butcher shop...
  • A Duck walks into a bar...
  • A fair warning
  • A frog calls a psychic
  • A game of animal football
  • A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...
  • A good chess player
  • A gruesome murder
  • A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says...
  • A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...
  • A horse walks into a bar...
  • A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...
  • A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly...
  • A man in a state of excessive inebriation...
  • A man running a little behind schedule arrives...
  • A man takes his dog for a walk in the park...
  • A man takes his sick dog to the vet...
  • A man took his Rottweiler to the vet...
  • A New York boy was being led through the swamps...
  • A police officer came upon a terrible wreck...
  • A robber was robbing a house...
  • A Second Opinion
  • A snail buys a fast new car
  • A talking horse
  • A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona...
  • A very insulting parrot
  • A veterinarian surgeon...
  • An amazing talking dog
  • An ant and an elephant share a night of romance...
  • An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft...
  • An old lady owned two monkeys...
  • Animals Q & A
  • At an auction
  • Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
  • bear and a rabbit
  • Beware of dog!
  • Buy alligator shoes
  • Bying a horse
  • Cat technical support problems
  • CHICKEN
  • Chucky goes to the movies
  • Cow on train tracks
  • Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
  • Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
  • Did you hear about the blind skunk...
  • Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
  • Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
  • Difference between a cat and a dog...
  • Do Elephants Ever Forget?
  • Dog washing
  • Dogs and Light Bulbs
  • Driving with Penguins
  • Elephants
  • Elephants and Cell-Phones
  • Elephants II
  • Elephants III
  • Elephants IV
  • Elephants V
  • Elephants VI
  • Elephants VII
  • Elephants VIII
  • Excerpts from the rural life
  • Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole...
  • For all animal lovers out there
  • German Shepard on Golf Course
  • Giving Cats Pills
  • Good business
  • Got Any Grapes?
  • Grape and Elephant
  • He is a very smart dog
  • horse
  • Horses at the Race
  • How do you catch a polar bear?
  • How do you catch an elephant?
  • How do you make a cat drink?
  • How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  • How to Catch a White Elephant
  • How To Give Your Cat a Pill
  • How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style
  • How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style
  • How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style
  • Hungry Snake
  • I like monkeys
  • I think Rover is getting a bit old...
  • I think that I'm a chicken
  • I'll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
  • I'll use my seeing eye dog
  • I've never understood why women love cats...
  • If I have a rooster and you have a donkey...
  • Installing a Carpet
  • Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
  • Instrument flying guide for animal lovers
  • Investigating a terrible accident
  • It's so easy to milk a cow...
  • King of the Jungle
  • King of The Jungle
  • Laboratory Rabbit Freedom
  • Legion Camel 1
  • Legion Camel 2
  • Lying
  • Man and wife at the zoo
  • Moles
  • Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...
  • Monkeys Visa!!!!
  • Never talk to the parrot
  • Nine things dogs don't understand
  • On preparing to return home from an out of town trip...
  • One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost...
  • Perfect customer
  • Persistency Act
  • Pet owners
  • Pray hard
  • Punishment that fits the crime
  • Purchasing a new bird
  • Question and answer animal jokes
  • rabbit line
  • rabbits chased by wolf
  • Racoon Joke
  • Seeing Eye Dog
  • Snake joke
  • Some cows view each day as the last roundup...
  • Sounds of the Wild
  • Steven Wright on dogs
  • Tarzania
  • Tarzania II
  • Ten Signs That You're At A Bad Zoo
  • The 2 Hunters
  • The amazing flying dog
  • The best book on elephants
  • The Bunny and the Snake
  • THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
  • The essential difference
  • The Feline Diet
  • The Insensitive Gorilla
  • The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order...
  • The plumber has arrived
  • The preacher buys a parrot
  • The story of the bats
  • The talking dog
  • The three legged chicken
  • There are no dogs allowed here
  • There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle...
  • There was just a dog fight
  • There was once a wide mouth frog...
  • There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through...
  • There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam...
  • There were two cats that enjoyed running together...
  • There were two cows in a paddock...
  • These chickens want books
  • They're boasting about race records
  • This dog is acting bad
  • This is one smart dog
  • This is what should happen to ALL CATS!
  • Three very tough mice
  • Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
  • Two cows were talking in the field one day...
  • Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly...
  • Two fools are about to go flying
  • Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other...
  • Two guys go hunting...
  • Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't...
  • Two male flies are buzzing around...
  • Two neighbors had been fighting each other...
  • Two roaches having a discussion
  • Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts...
  • Vampire Bat
  • Want some chicken?
  • What came first, the chicken or the egg?
  • What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
  • What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
  • What do you call a dog with no legs?
  • What do you call a sleeping bull?
  • What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
  • What do you do with a dog with no legs?
  • What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
  • What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
  • What does a lion call a antelope?
  • What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
  • What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
  • What has four legs and eight arms?
  • What has two legs and bleeds?
  • What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
  • What is grey and comes in quarts?
  • What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
  • What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito...
  • What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
  • What would happen if you crossed a skunk wit...
  • What's brown and crispy on the outside...
  • What's green and has wheels?
  • What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
  • What's the worst thing about washing your cat?
  • Where do you find a no legged dog?
  • Why did the cactus cross the road?
  • Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
  • Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?
  • Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
  • Why do gorillas have big noses?
  • Why does a cow wear a bell?
  • Why does an elephant have four feet?
  • Why don't oysters give to charity?
  • Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?
  • With best intentions
  • Worries about mad cow disease
  • You could feed them a lot faster
  • You know why a dog licks his ass?
  • Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password

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