A Duck walks into a bar...
Category : Animal Jokes
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread[After a few minutes]Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: Look, we don't have any bread
[In a little while]
Duck: You got any bread?Barman: We don't have any *$&*$# bread!
[Some time later]
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: If you ask me if I've got any bread once more I'm gonna nail your bill to this bar..................
Duck: You got any nails?
Barman: NO!
Duck: You got any bread?
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