Computer Jokes

  • 100 Buckets of Bits
  • 50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
  • A helicopter was flying around above Seattle...
  • A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center...
  • A husband with a computer addiction
  • A letter to the editors
  • A list of redneck computer terms
  • A mother was teaching her three year old daughter...
  • Abbott calling Costello
  • Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95...
  • Acronyms
  • Actual calls to technical support
  • Airplanes running operating systems
  • Alice is in UNIX land
  • AOL addiction poem
  • Architect programmer
  • Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
  • Bill Gates can choose his punishment
  • Bill Gates picks his own punishment
  • Bought a bad computer
  • Car break trouble
  • Caring for floppy disks
  • Chain Letter Type III
  • Changing number terms
  • Colombian computer joke
  • Colombian computer joke
  • Computer acronyms list
  • Computer Crashed
  • Computer Dictionary Part I
  • Computer Ease!
  • Computer help stories
  • Computer history of the world
  • Computer lingo guide
  • Computer problem report
  • Computer used too long
  • Confusion about Y2K
  • Customer support logs
  • Definition of Programmer
  • Definition of Windows
  • Diary of a computer lamer
  • Diary of an AOL User
  • Does DEC still make toasters?..
  • Emacs acronyms
  • Error codes in Windows
  • Ethical software group
  • Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
  • Fixing broken computers
  • Floppy disk care
  • Gender and computers
  • Girlfriend 1.0 software
  • God and the Computer
  • Graphics work too much
  • Great news for Bill Gates
  • Hacker syndrome
  • Have a Microsoft Christmas
  • Help stories from Tech Support
  • How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
  • How to shoot yourself in the foot
  • Husband 1.0
  • I have a keyboard error
  • I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and...
  • I'm ignoring Y2K
  • If Apple ran Christmas...
  • If Cray made toasters...
  • If Cray ran Christmas...
  • If Dell ran Christmas...
  • If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer
  • If Fisher Price ran Christmas...
  • If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas...
  • If IBM ran Christmas...
  • If Microsoft built cars
  • If Microsoft ran Christmas...
  • If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
  • If Operating Systems Were Beers
  • If Radio Shack ran Christmas...
  • If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas...
  • If Sony ran Christmas...
  • If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas...
  • If the NSA ran Christmas...
  • If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas...
  • If Thinking Machines ran Christmas...
  • If Timex ran Christmas...
  • If University of Waterloo ran Christmas...
  • imigration test
  • Instructions for Microsoft's TV dinner
  • Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky...
  • Internet addictions
  • Internet can get worse
  • Internet highway blues
  • Internet Test
  • Is Windows a Virus?
  • It does not play them anymore
  • Latest software technology
  • Less-Known Computer Languages
  • Life cycle of software
  • Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
  • Mailing list users changing light bulbs
  • Microsoft ad space
  • Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
  • Microsoft buys church
  • Microsoft makes airbags
  • Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
  • Microsoft renames itself
  • Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
  • Microsoft trademarks TM
  • Microsoft versus GM
  • Millennia Year Application Software System
  • New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
  • New product cuts stress
  • Newest MS computer game
  • Now thats lazy!
  • Ode to spell checkers
  • Oh the Internet is slow
  • Operating systems as beers
  • Password selection rules
  • Possible IBM acronyms
  • Process-Oriented God
  • Program Manager
  • Programmer's drinking song
  • Programming language acronyms
  • Purchasing furniture
  • Real software engineers eat quiche.
  • Software development cycle
  • Software Development Process
  • Software Engineering Glossary of Product Terminology
  • Solution to the Y2K problem
  • Some possible computer bumper stickers
  • Subject: Gullibility Virus alert
  • Surfing the Internet
  • Tech Glossary
  • Tech Glossary
  • Technology Has Taken Over Your Life
  • Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
  • Thank you for the emails
  • The 25 BBS Commandments
  • The Apple explosion
  • The Borg versus Microsoft
  • The computer prayer
  • The computer user's reboot poem
  • The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans
  • The hunting season
  • The Irish Virus
  • The Latest Breaking News on the GoodTimes Virus
  • THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST
  • The Numbers of the Beast
  • The power of shifting
  • The problem is at your end
  • The programmer's cheer
  • The Story of Micro and Mini
  • The system crash song
  • The Technologically Challenged
  • The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
  • The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
  • The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
  • The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
  • The Windows Rejection Song
  • The Y-Zero-K Problem
  • There was life before the computer
  • Things You Don't Want Your System Admin To Say
  • Top nine reasons computers must be female
  • Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
  • TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
  • Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
  • Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
  • Twas the night before crisis
  • Type what I tell you
  • Types of computer viruses
  • Uh-Oh!!
  • USENET Parody
  • User song and music
  • Virus Alert
  • Waiting on a long line
  • We've all heared that a million monkeys banging on a...
  • What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess...
  • What movies teach us
  • Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
  • Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
  • why the television is better than the World Wide Web
  • Windows 98 hourly tweaks
  • Would you define OCR?
  • Write your code in C

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