Elderly Jokes

  • A couple of geezers were sitting...
  • A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse...
  • A final diagnosis
  • A hearing problem
  • A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus...
  • A little old lady walked into the bank...
  • A man was walking down the street when he noticed...
  • A peculiar dress
  • A Senior Citizen
  • A use for Viagra
  • A work of art
  • A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm...
  • Abe Lincoln
  • An elderly couple walk into a doctor office...
  • An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests...
  • An ode to old age
  • An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by...
  • An old lady lived by herself in a small house...
  • An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship...
  • An old man and an old lady are getting...
  • An old man and an old woman were sitting...
  • An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up...
  • An old man goes into the Social Security Office...
  • An old man is sitting on the park bench crying...
  • Automotive horror
  • Bathroom troubles
  • Bending it further
  • Can't do
  • Do you know me?
  • Don't Forget!
  • Eating some peanuts
  • Finding a house
  • Florida driver's license!
  • Getting married
  • Getting old when
  • Good & bad news
  • Grandma changed
  • Guaranteed visits
  • Handling teens
  • Hard of hearing
  • Horse or chicken?
  • How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
  • How old are you?
  • How you earned it
  • I am not forgetful
  • I have bad news
  • I'm over the hill
  • Is it worth it?
  • Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70...
  • Movies changed
  • New hearing aid
  • No Peer Pressure
  • Ode to cranky men
  • Old maid's burglar
  • OLD never dies
  • OLD NEVER DIES 10
  • OLD NEVER DIES 11
  • OLD NEVER DIES 12
  • OLD NEVER DIES 13
  • OLD NEVER DIES 14
  • OLD NEVER DIES 15
  • OLD NEVER DIES 2
  • OLD NEVER DIES 3
  • OLD NEVER DIES 4
  • OLD NEVER DIES 5
  • OLD NEVER DIES 6
  • OLD NEVER DIES 7
  • OLD NEVER DIES 8
  • OLD NEVER DIES 9
  • One day an older fella was in for a checkup...
  • Orange penis
  • Perfectly good eyesight
  • Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies...
  • Pondering old age
  • Problems driving
  • Recently seen
  • Seventy year old George went for his annual physical...
  • Sharing everything
  • She is angry at you
  • Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
  • Take in a boarder
  • The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife...
  • There was an old married couple that had happily...
  • THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE...
  • This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue...
  • This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on...
  • Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test...
  • Three old ladies are walking down the street...
  • Too much attention
  • Travel to Heaven
  • Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus...
  • Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front...
  • Uncovering a scam
  • Wedding Anniversary
  • What was its name?
  • What's the best thing about turning 65?
  • What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
  • When I become old
  • When you are young
  • Will you marry me?
  • Willy's rolling down the hall of a retirement home...
  • You Can Never Really Go Back
  • You will forget it

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