Ethnic Jokes

  • 35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet...
  • A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot...
  • A boy comes home from school and tells his mother...
  • A brief declaration
  • A cattleman from West Texas died...
  • A Chinese man is making love to his wife...
  • A girl sat sobbing in the police station...
  • A Greek BBQ
  • A gruesome discovery
  • A historical example
  • A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend...
  • A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying...
  • A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane...
  • A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade...
  • A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites...
  • A Jewish Mother
  • A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist...
  • A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau...
  • A man calls his mother in Florida....
  • A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar...
  • A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told...
  • A man was driving through West Virginia...
  • A Mexican, a black, and a white guy...
  • A Negro was travelling in china...
  • A pious man who had reached the age of 105...
  • A present for the anniversary
  • A real calamity
  • A reason for divorce
  • A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work...
  • A Scottish cop was asked how he'd break up a crowd...
  • A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill...
  • A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap...
  • A town in Poland had only one cow...
  • A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party...
  • A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking...
  • A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt...
  • All the same
  • An American woman and an Iranian woman...
  • An ancient Irishman
  • An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time...
  • An effective contraceptive
  • An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name...
  • An offense
  • An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California...
  • An unfortunate situation
  • Another ethnic joke
  • Application to Live in Kentucky
  • Arkansas Governor Application
  • Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
  • Armando asks...
  • Because his son wasn't the brightest kid in the world...
  • Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel...
  • Business is business
  • Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting...
  • Chinese Child
  • Chinese Names
  • Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
  • Cock fights
  • Detective report
  • Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
  • Did you hear about the hillbilly...
  • Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
  • Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
  • Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
  • Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
  • Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
  • Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
  • Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
  • Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
  • Did you hear about the spanish fireman...
  • Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
  • Do you know why there aren't any ice cubes in Poland?
  • During the Mexican/American war...
  • English vs Ebonics
  • Ever hear of the redneck who thought...
  • Fair business
  • For many years, the border between Poland and Russia...
  • Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake...
  • Giuseppi walks into work, and he says...
  • Greatest way to learn English
  • Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
  • How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
  • How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
  • How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
  • How did you do that??
  • How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
  • How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
  • How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
  • How do they do it?
  • How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
  • How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
  • How do you circumcise a redneck?
  • How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
  • How do you know when a redneck isn't wearing any underwear?
  • How do you sink a Polish submarine?
  • How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
  • How does a Russian commit suicide?
  • How does every ethnic joke start?
  • How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
  • How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  • How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
  • I got a great Polish joke
  • If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce...
  • If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
  • If they divorce...
  • If you take an Oriental person and spin him...
  • Iraqi vs. American
  • Irish math
  • Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who...
  • It was obvious
  • It's 11 o'clock...
  • It's Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look...
  • Jewish medicine
  • Jewish mothers
  • Jewish telegram
  • Jewish view on when life begins
  • Laloo Prasad's visit to the United States
  • Language Trends of the Future
  • Last Lunch
  • Looking for a monkey wrench
  • Majority rules
  • Man goes to see the Rabbi...
  • Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club...
  • Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant...
  • Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be...
  • No pressure
  • One day there was an indian chief who was constipated...
  • Out All Night Drinking
  • Poetic Sardar
  • Rabbi's anniversary present
  • Redneck wins lottery...
  • So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building...
  • Southerners are not that stupid
  • State of Kentucky 12th Grade Reading Test
  • That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution...
  • The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor...
  • The first Jewish woman President is elected...
  • The Frenchman and the Italian...
  • The headmistress at a girls prep school...
  • The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade...
  • The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
  • The power of the press
  • The South Takes a Cue from Oakland
  • The three survivors of the shipwreck...
  • There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night...
  • There were three Eskimos in Alaska...
  • This black guy is walking along a beach when...
  • This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building...
  • Three Chinese daughters
  • Three people were standing on the Titanic...
  • Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway...
  • Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern...
  • Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field...
  • Two bags
  • Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy...
  • Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their...
  • Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar...
  • Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street...
  • Two Polish guys are discussing one's upcoming wedding...
  • Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition...
  • Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together...
  • Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar...
  • Two zebras are talking and one asks the other...
  • Typical jewish mother
  • Useful Phrases to Know When Travelling in the Middle East
  • What did Arafat say to Clinton?
  • What did the German clockmaker say to the clock...
  • What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
  • What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
  • What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
  • What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a...
  • What do Arabs do on saturday night?
  • What do Germans use for birth control?
  • What do the Chinese call a 69?
  • What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
  • What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
  • What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
  • What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
  • What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
  • What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
  • What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
  • What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?
  • What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
  • What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
  • What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
  • What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
  • What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop...
  • What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang...
  • What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill...
  • What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
  • What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
  • What is long, black, and smelly?
  • What is New Jersey state bird?
  • What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
  • What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
  • What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
  • What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
  • What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
  • What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
  • What is the last thing you usually hear before...
  • What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook?
  • What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse's ass?
  • What's a Jewish American Princess' favorite position?
  • What's long and hard that a Greek bride gets...
  • What's the Arkansas state motto?
  • What's the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
  • What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
  • What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
  • What's the object of a Jewish football game?
  • What's the one thing you can do to a Jewish...
  • Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
  • Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
  • Why can't Chinese barbecue?
  • Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
  • Why cant black women become nuns?
  • Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
  • Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
  • Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
  • Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
  • Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
  • Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
  • Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
  • Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
  • Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
  • Why do they call it a "kilt"?
  • Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
  • Why does the University of Tennesse football...
  • Why don't Jewish mothers drink?
  • Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
  • Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
  • Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much
  • Why wasn't Jesus born in West Virginia?
  • Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
  • With a puzzled look on his face...
  • You know what that little red dot means in the middle...
  • You might be a redneck if...

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