Kids Jokes

  • 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
  • 'Please cheese me'!
  • 5 flies in the kitchen
  • A bookworm!
  • A bullfrog!
  • A croak and dagger agent!
  • A croaker spaniel!
  • A croakus!
  • A dirty kid!
  • A frog with hiccups!
  • A gerbil shepherd dog!
  • A golf blooded reptile!
  • A grasshopper with hiccups!
  • A hamster!
  • A hoppercraft!
  • A hot frog!
  • A killer butterfly!
  • A light meal!
  • A lost frog!
  • A maggot with attitude!
  • A mammoth!
  • A moose-quito!
  • A morese-quito!
  • A mosque-ito!
  • A mouse in a minefield!
  • A mouse organ!
  • A mouse sandwich!
  • A mouse-tache!
  • A mouseketeer!
  • A pool table?
  • A rubbish bin!
  • A snail with a housing problem!
  • A spinning wheel!
  • A tadpole!
  • A thin mouse!
  • A toad with a machine gun!
  • About one mile a day!
  • An old croak!
  • Ant jokes 01
  • Ant jokes 02
  • Ant jokes 03
  • Any idiots in the room? Please stand up..
  • At the spawn shop!
  • Bear jokes 01
  • Bear jokes 02
  • Because they squeak!
  • Because they're wrigleys!
  • Bee jokes 01
  • Bee jokes 02
  • Bee jokes 03
  • Bee jokes 04
  • Bee jokes 05
  • between a fly and a bird
  • Bird jokes 01
  • Bird jokes 02
  • Bird jokes 03
  • Bird jokes 04
  • Bird jokes 05
  • Boring!
  • Bubble and squeak!
  • Cat jokes 01
  • Cat jokes 02
  • Cat jokes 03
  • Cat jokes 04
  • Cat jokes 05
  • Cat jokes 06
  • Cat jokes 07
  • Cat jokes 08
  • Cat jokes 09
  • Caterpillar jokes
  • Centipede jokes
  • chameleon's motto
  • chef found a daddy long legs
  • Chicken jokes 01
  • Chicken jokes 02
  • Chicken jokes 03
  • Chimney Cricket!
  • come to the webbing
  • Croaka-cola!
  • cross a firefly and a moth
  • cross a frog with some mist
  • cross a spider and an elephant
  • cross a worm and an elephant
  • Cross mouse cards!
  • Darn it!
  • Dog jokes 01
  • Dog jokes 02
  • Dog jokes 03
  • Dog jokes 04
  • Dog jokes 05
  • Dog jokes 06
  • Dog jokes 07
  • Dog jokes 08
  • Elephant jokes 01
  • Elephant jokes 02
  • Elephant jokes 03
  • Elephant jokes 04
  • Elephant jokes 05
  • Elephant jokes 06
  • Elephant jokes 07
  • Elephant jokes 08
  • Elephant jokes 09
  • Elephant jokes 10
  • Elephant jokes 11
  • Elephant jokes 12
  • Elephant jokes 13
  • Elephant jokes 14
  • Farm jokes 01
  • Farm jokes 02
  • Farm jokes 03
  • Farm jokes 04
  • Farm jokes 05
  • Farm jokes 06
  • Farm jokes 07
  • Farm jokes 08
  • Farm jokes 09
  • Farm jokes 10
  • Finding half an apple!
  • Fish jokes 01
  • Fish jokes 02
  • Fish jokes 03
  • Fish jokes 04
  • Fish jokes 05
  • Fish jokes 06
  • fit over a bucket!
  • Flea jokes 01
  • Flea jokes 02
  • For some light refreshment!
  • Four anti road protesters?
  • Froglights!
  • glow worm unhappy
  • Got to glow now!
  • Grasshopper than a cricket
  • grasshopper with no legs
  • Hamsterdam!
  • Hard cheese!
  • Have you ever tried worm pie?
  • He bowled long hops!
  • He goes up the wall!
  • He had his own frog horn!
  • He just beetled off!
  • He simply croaked!
  • He was de-lighted!
  • He was light fingered!
  • He was un hoppy!
  • headmasters and bullfrogs
  • Hickory hickory dock.
  • Hide and squeak!
  • Hop on!
  • Hop-scotch!
  • Hoppalong Cassidy!
  • Hot croako!
  • How do fireflies start a race
  • How do frogs die?
  • How do you make a butterfly
  • How do you spot a modern spider?
  • How slime flies!
  • I'll get you next slime!
  • In the croakroom!
  • Insect's favorite game
  • insects are so clever
  • Is there a mouse in the house?
  • It's been nice gnawing you!
  • It's croak-et!
  • Julius Cheeser!
  • keep flies out of the kitchen
  • Kermit the Frog
  • lawyer and a mosquito
  • Leave them to slug it out!
  • Light ale!
  • Lily!
  • Lollihops!
  • looking for bookworms
  • Maggot Thatcher!
  • make a glow worm happy
  • Miami mice!
  • Mice cubes!
  • Mice Krispies!
  • Mickey Moose!
  • Morse toad!
  • mosquito and a fly
  • mosquito go to the dentist
  • mosquitos religious
  • moth nibble a hole
  • Mothmatics
  • Mouse code!
  • Mouse Tse Tung!
  • mouse's favorite record?
  • Mousework!
  • Noah's Ark in an apple
  • Old chocolate
  • Paddy long legs!
  • play bingo
  • police glow worm
  • Reptiles!
  • ride it to hospital!
  • rolling stones
  • Save a drowning mouse
  • School dinners come on a plate!
  • Sir!
  • Skin-diving!
  • Sleep late!
  • slugs leave a trail
  • snap, crackle and pop
  • Spiders!
  • Spin doctors!
  • Stalagmice!
  • stamp out forest fires!
  • Star Warts!
  • Stick insects!
  • stool taken!
  • stop for a glow worm
  • Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
  • Swamp Lake!
  • tadpole feel lonely
  • tarantula with a rose?
  • The Apple Corps!
  • The Brit Awarts!
  • The Lizard of Oz!
  • The Masked-quito!
  • The newly web game!
  • The scum of the earth!
  • They can lighten your load!
  • They have webbed feet!
  • They sit eggsaminations!
  • They use snail varnish!
  • They where playing for the cup
  • Three blind mice!
  • tough mosquito
  • Wart's new!
  • What did the maggot say to another?
  • What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
  • What is a grasshopper?
  • What is a myth?
  • What's a glow worms favorite song?
  • What's up Pussycat!
  • Whats the world weakest animal?
  • When it's becing toad!
  • When it's raining cats and dogs!
  • Where do frogs keep their money?
  • Where do frogs keep their treasure?
  • Where do you find giant snails?
  • Where in earth have you been!
  • Where would you put an injured insect?
  • which end of a worm is which
  • Which fly makes films?
  • White hair jokes
  • Why are spiders like tops?
  • Why did the fly fly?
  • Why did the lizard go on a diet?
  • Why did the spider buy a car?
  • Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?
  • Why do mice have long tails?
  • Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
  • Why is the snail the strongest animal?
  • Why was the moth so unpopular?
  • With a mouse warming party
  • Worm your way out of that one!
  • worm's favorite band
  • You'll croak in no time!
  • Your spinning me a yarn here!

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