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  • 45 or 82?
  • 5000 dead lawyers
  • A cold winter night
  • A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner...
  • A guy in a bar
  • A guy walks into a post office...
  • A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife...
  • A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man...
  • A Lawyer joke
  • A lawyer named Strange died...
  • A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven...
  • A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken...
  • A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights...
  • A local United Way office realized that...
  • A love for material goods
  • A man and his Alligator
  • A man walked into a lawyer's office and...
  • A man walks into a friend and sees...
  • A precise location
  • A really cold morning
  • a thief and his lawyer
  • A tough case was being argued in court...
  • A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop...
  • Actual stupid questions asked
  • Advice from lawyers
  • An airliner was having engine trouble...
  • An elderly patient needed a heart transplant...
  • An honest lawyer
  • An old man was critically ill...
  • An older woman was in the pastoral study...
  • Are you talking to me?
  • Arguing effectively
  • Ask your question
  • At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women...
  • At night court, a man was brought in and set...
  • Attack Dog
  • Being under oath
  • Best advice possible
  • Big ethical dilemma
  • billy's father is a lawyer
  • Brain Store
  • Brain transplant
  • Can I take his place?
  • Can't take it with you
  • Catfish vs. Lawyer
  • Cement
  • Consultation fees
  • Corruption
  • Dead lawyer's grave
  • Demise of a partner
  • Did you kill the victim?
  • Did you make a donation?
  • Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
  • Drinking too much
  • dying woman needs brain
  • Excess billing hours
  • Fight to win a case
  • For three years, the young attorney had been taking his...
  • Free advice at social affairs?
  • Free haircuts
  • From another planet
  • Get away with murder
  • Get money to heaven
  • Give him an orange
  • Guilty
  • Guilty as sin
  • half of everything
  • Halls of Justice
  • Have a Drink
  • Helping a criminal
  • Here's your fee schedule
  • History of lawyers
  • Honesty is the best policy
  • How are lawyers like sperm?
  • How Lawyers Do It
  • How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2
  • How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  • How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  • How's business?
  • I just managed to settle an account!
  • I suppose I earned enough
  • I want to appeal a case
  • I want to take money with me
  • If two lawyers were drowning...
  • Introduce lawyers
  • Is there a way to thank you?
  • Japan is in trouble
  • Keep that a secret
  • Knowing the facts
  • Lawyer and Engineer
  • Lawyer in a car wreck
  • Lawyer Means...
  • Lawyer Sky Diving
  • Lawyer Statue
  • Lawyer vs Physician
  • Lawyer's Birthday Gift
  • Lawyer's club
  • Lawyer's personal injury
  • Lawyer, police man, doctor
  • Lawyers and sperm
  • Lawyers give irrelevant information
  • Lawyers on a flight
  • Lawyers on a jury
  • Lawyers take everything
  • Learning a lesson
  • Leaving money for the dead
  • Light bulb lawyers
  • Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
  • Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to...
  • My dad's a Lawyer
  • Need a new lawyer
  • Newest horror movie
  • Offer legal advice
  • Old dying lawyer
  • On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital...
  • Ounces of brain for sale
  • Question and answer jokes
  • Question: What is 1 + 2?
  • Replacing lab rats with lawyers
  • Rules for hunting lawyers
  • Seashore with family
  • Short legal laughs
  • So cold
  • Solving a dispute
  • Some last minute requests
  • Space photography
  • Stupid attorneys
  • Talk to the judge
  • Tell the whole truth
  • That was an insult
  • That's a real bargain
  • The bronze statues
  • The devil's offer
  • The dog and the butcher
  • The first client
  • The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
  • The scene is a dark jungle in Africa...
  • The way he died
  • There are no honest lawyers
  • Too good to be true
  • Trial Of The Century
  • Trying to be impressive
  • Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch...
  • Two lawyers walking through the woods
  • Unfit words to hear
  • Unreasonable bill
  • Want to go into space?
  • Were you ever arrested?
  • What and who am I?
  • What did the lawyer name his daughter?
  • What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
  • What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
  • What do you call an honest lawyer?
  • What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
  • What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
  • What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
  • What is his occupation?
  • What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
  • What is the oldest profession?
  • What is the proper weight for an attorney?
  • What is the worst thing about our justice system?
  • What is two plus two?
  • What should they get?
  • What type of tracks?
  • What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
  • What's your wife's name?
  • Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche...
  • When you know you must really be drunk
  • Where lawers come from
  • Who handles cases?
  • Who owns the cows?
  • Who would steal?
  • Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
  • Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?
  • Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
  • Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question...
  • Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
  • WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
  • You're a lawyer if
  • You've changed my mind

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