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  • A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery...
  • A construction worker goes to the doctor and says...
  • A definition of psychiatrist
  • A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary...
  • A doctor fell into a well once...
  • A dyslexic nurse
  • A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa...
  • A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man...
  • A girl goes to the doctor...
  • A large difference
  • A little change
  • A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center...
  • A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad...
  • A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up...
  • A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist...
  • A man walks into a doctor office
  • A man walks into a doctor's office with a...
  • A man went to the doctor to get a physical...
  • A memory problem
  • A mute was walking down the street one day...
  • A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed...
  • A rather senile old lady went to her doctor...
  • A serious condition
  • A Short History of Medicine
  • A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist...
  • A woman came to the psychiatrist worried...
  • A woman consulted a doctor...
  • A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says...
  • A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant...
  • A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor...
  • A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall...
  • A woman visits her physician...
  • A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet...
  • A young lady walks into a doctors office...
  • A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem...
  • After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children...
  • After years of psychotherapy...
  • After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought...
  • An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady...
  • An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday...
  • An old woman came into her doctors office
  • At a dentist's
  • Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done...
  • Benefits of having Alzheimer's
  • Broken leg
  • Can't remember
  • Constipation problem
  • Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
  • Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
  • Don't you just hate it when...
  • Flatulence
  • Fred Dingaling
  • Freudian Slip
  • From the life of the insane
  • Give me the bad news first...
  • Good news
  • Gosh, what a pun!
  • HEGS
  • Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor...
  • How do dentists become brain surgeons?
  • Howard had felt guilty all day long...
  • I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears...
  • John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital...
  • Jones is driving past the state mental hospital...
  • Just in case
  • Life is precious
  • Most dentists chairs go up and down...
  • Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling...
  • My heart set...
  • Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't...
  • No problem
  • One doc operated on a person for a hernia...
  • Perfectly normal
  • Pneumonia
  • Proctologists
  • Psychiatric Hotline
  • Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
  • Psychoanalysis
  • Saving one of them
  • Serious desease
  • Sobel goes into the optometrist's office...
  • Some problems
  • The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic...
  • The bad news and the good news
  • The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him...
  • The doctor took Bill into the room and said...
  • The evils of marijuana
  • The medical student was asked four reasons...
  • The patient came into the doctor's office...
  • There was a costume party at a mental hospital...
  • There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving...
  • There was this man in a mental hospital...
  • This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a...
  • This male prostitute contracted leprosy...
  • This male prostitute contracted syphilis...
  • This woman goes into a dentist's office...
  • Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor...
  • Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii...
  • Two gynecologists meet at lunch...
  • Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices...
  • What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
  • What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?
  • What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
  • What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
  • What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
  • What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
  • What should you give a man who has everything?
  • What's a definition of a gynecologist?
  • What's the definition of bravery?
  • What's the difference between an oral thermometer and...
  • Whats blue and does not fit any more?
  • Where are the fingers?
  • Who's got my pen?
  • Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
  • Will it hurt doctor?

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