Men Jokes

  • 50-50 relationship
  • 60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
  • 82 year old man
  • A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks...
  • A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall...
  • About last night
  • All Aboard
  • Another costume
  • At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his...
  • Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off...
  • Black widow spiders
  • blonde
  • Computer Diagnosis
  • Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
  • Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
  • Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
  • Dissapointing
  • Ears lookin at you!
  • Fatherly feelings
  • Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day...
  • Gonna Get Lucky
  • Guyness Quiz
  • Have you heard the one about the...
  • How are husbands like lawn mowers?
  • How are men like UFOs?
  • How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
  • How do men exercise at the beach?
  • How do men sort their laundry?
  • How do you get a man to do situps?
  • How do you scare a man?
  • How does a man keep his youth?
  • How does a man show he's planning for the future?
  • How is a man like a snow fall?
  • How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
  • How many honest, intelligent, caring men...
  • How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
  • How many men does it take to open a beer?
  • How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
  • How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  • Ideal Drinking Age
  • Ideal Seduction Line
  • If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have...
  • If men had PMS, what would happen?
  • If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
  • If Men made the Rules
  • Is he still wrong?
  • Liar
  • Lots of words
  • Man walks into a supermarket and buys...
  • Men and blondes
  • Men Are Like Toilets..
  • Men are like...
  • Men at 35..
  • men chasing women
  • Men come in three sizes...
  • Men say the smartest things when...
  • New scientific element : MAN
  • Once some boys got together to play poker...
  • seconds to live
  • Sewage, Oh no
  • sperm
  • The Bachelor Diet
  • The first engineer calls out to the other...
  • THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR
  • The only wish
  • The way to a heart of a man
  • The Wrong Way
  • There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men...
  • There was a young man from Kent...
  • These two guys had just gotten divorces...
  • Three men and a baby
  • Two buddies get together and decide to...
  • Two confirmed bachelors sat talking...
  • What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
  • What did the man say when he walked...
  • What do men and pantyhose have in common?
  • What do men dream of?
  • What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
  • What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
  • What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
  • What do you do if your bank account stops working?
  • What does a man and a floor have in common?
  • What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping...
  • What food best describes a man?
  • What is a macho man?
  • What is a mans best friend?
  • What is a mans idea of foreplay?
  • What is defference between man and Superman?
  • What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
  • What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
  • What kind of clothes are there?
  • What makes a man think he is so great?
  • what men hear when women speak
  • What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
  • What's the best way to kill a man?
  • What's the ultimate rejection?
  • Whats the difference between pink and purple?
  • When should you care for a man's company?
  • Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
  • Where is the best place in a book store to find a man...
  • Which of the following lines will do a better job...
  • why
  • Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
  • Why are men like blenders?
  • Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
  • Why do men die before their wives?
  • Why do men like blonde jokes??
  • Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
  • Why do men take showers instead of baths?
  • Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
  • Why don't men get mad cow disease?
  • WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
  • Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
  • Women vs. Dogs

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