Police Jokes

  • A blonde detective
  • A missing person
  • A prisoner with skills
  • A story behind a gun
  • A test for being drunk
  • All the strange names
  • An FBI investigation
  • Better prison foods
  • Blonde avoiding trees
  • Breaking into a house
  • Catch a drunk driver
  • Catching the shoplifter
  • Caught for speeding
  • Charged for speeding
  • Chatting on the plane
  • Criminal steals lumber
  • Crying about his life
  • Dealing with a juggler
  • Dealing with criminals
  • Dealing with trouble
  • Debate the stop sign
  • Disorderly conduct
  • Do you have a bias?
  • Don't arrest the judge
  • Don't say this to a cop
  • Excuse for speeding
  • Explaining his claim
  • F.B.I. phone logs
  • Getting a new deputy
  • Getting in an accident
  • Go give us a donation
  • Go to save my friend
  • Government is there
  • He is extremely drunk
  • He's a drunk driver
  • He's drunk at the bar
  • Headline in the paper
  • Holmes investigation
  • How fast was I going?
  • How to charge them
  • I have lost my father
  • I'm going to a lecture
  • Identify the problem
  • Inspecting the truck
  • Judge has some fun
  • K9 is for assistance
  • Knitting and driving
  • Lawyers are greedy
  • Lawyers get robbed
  • Looking into their eyes
  • Lost far from a home
  • Make a last request
  • New Miranda rights
  • New person in prison
  • Obey the speed limit
  • Outrageous lying
  • Part of the service
  • Partner takes vacation
  • Pictures from police
  • Please describe him
  • Please show the I.D.
  • Police are in a chase
  • Police chief hates you
  • Police officer's foods
  • Policemen in Heaven
  • Prison Versus Housewives
  • Prison vs. full-time job
  • Problem with a dog
  • Purchasing the brain
  • Reading the scripture
  • Red fire fighter
  • Request before death
  • Rob the supermarket
  • Robber met animals
  • Rookie is on the job
  • Should have glasses
  • Some police quotes
  • Some stupid truckers
  • Steal from this family
  • Stealing from a store
  • Stop the drunk driver
  • Stopping the hillbilly
  • Strange name for cats
  • Stuck under a bridge
  • Stupid blonde driver
  • Stupid drunk blonde
  • Swerve to avoid a box
  • Telephone accident
  • Tell what happened
  • Testing a new recruit
  • Thankful he's drunk
  • The animal's warning
  • The highly-skilled fly
  • The new CIA agents
  • The reason for running
  • The woman is on fire
  • Time for the wedding
  • Touring Washington
  • Trust a fellow officer
  • Try to catch the rabbit
  • Try to explain yourself
  • Try to spell that name
  • Undercover detective
  • Very stupid robbers
  • Visiting kindergarten
  • Warning all shoplifters
  • Watching for suicide
  • What is the future
  • When you should plant potatoes
  • Where are you from?
  • Where is your wife?
  • Why the big fight?
  • Wife helps out the cop
  • Working in the garden
  • You're back again?
  • You're in big trouble

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