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A bad habit
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A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife...
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A bloke came home and found his missus in bed...
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A bum asks a man for $2...
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A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond...
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A caring husband
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A change of style
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A Change Of Vows
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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed...
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A chinese detective
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A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife...
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A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife...
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A couple came upon a wishing well...
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A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're...
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A couple have not been getting along for years...
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A couple married forty years were revisiting the...
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A cure for atheism
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A different father
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A fair deal
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A family was having dinner on Mother's Day...
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A farmer and his girlfriend...
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A farmer walked into an attorney office...
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A fellow in a bar notices a woman...
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A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American...
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A girl runs home to her mother crying...
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A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for...
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A guy from weather bureau
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A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says...
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A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500...
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A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman...
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A guy was driving home one evening...
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A guy was trying to console a friend...
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A henpecked husband...
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A horrible curse
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A hundred dollars
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A husband and wife were in their back yard...
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A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream...
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A jealous husband hires a private detective...
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A kind of sport
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A lady with a...
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A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE
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A little kid comes running into the backyard...
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A loving couple
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A man and wife entered a...
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A man answers the phone and has the following...
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A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins...
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A man called the undertaker one afternoon...
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A man calls his family doctor...
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A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises...
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A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day...
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A man sat quietly reading his morning paper...
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A man took his wife to the doctors...
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A man was complaining to a friend...
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A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice...
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A man went to the police station wishing to speak...
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A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise...
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A new statue for the bedroom
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A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game...
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A painful adjustment
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A pregnant woman is about to give birth...
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A promise to keep
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A real dilemma
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A reason for break-up
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A recent study showed...
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A regular Friday night poker game...
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A rural Frenchman was on trial...
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A sad mourner
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A small mistake
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A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head...
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A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man...
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A story with a moral
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A strange kind of robbery
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A technical bastard
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A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks...
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A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office...
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A well laid out plan
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A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband...
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A wife was berating her husband...
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A wife went in to see a therapist and said...
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A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to...
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A woman and her lover are on the bed...
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A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat...
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A woman comes home...
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A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child...
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A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see...
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A woman reported the disappearance of her husband...
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A young couple decided to wed...
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A young couple gets married, and the groom...
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A young couple were married and celebrated their first night...
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A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother...
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After the fall in Garden of Eden...
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Age difference
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An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife...
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An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb...
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An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession...
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An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends...
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Any married man should forget his mistakes...
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Are you going to take her?
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As US tourists in Israel...
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AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS
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Bad habits
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Bad news
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Barry took a girl out on her first date...
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Beep-beep
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Being hurt
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Better than Sex
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Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game...
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Birth of a Candy Bar
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Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole...
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Breakfast was my idea
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Childhood Diseases
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Congratulations
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Controlling your spouse
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Conversation over dinner
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Could you please pass...
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Daddy, where did I come from?
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Deadly disease
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Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
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Devil herself
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Difficult shot
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Divorce decision
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Do clever men make good husbands?
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Do you know why single women cannot fart?
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Drilling is mine!
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Early withdrawals
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Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting...
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Every damn time
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Exercing control
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Falling down
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Flies
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Following a bitter divorce...
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For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake...
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For their 25th wedding anniversary...
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Fulfilling a promise
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Generous woman
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Gift tombstones
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God made a man and then rested...
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Going further
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Good News, Bad News, Worse News
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Good News, Bad News, Worse News II
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Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
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Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
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Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
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Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI
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Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
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Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
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Got something
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Groundhog Day
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Guess what?
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Hair on my chest
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Harry and his wife are driving in the country...
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Have to
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Honeymoon II
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Honeymooned!
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Hope never dies
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housekeepers
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How about a bridal?
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How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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How to be a Good Wife
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How to dump a guy
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
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Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra...
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I got home from work last night...
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I had it all
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I have got trouble with the wife again...
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I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months...
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I married Miss Right...
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I used to not get on with my mother-in-law...
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I went out with my girlfriend...
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I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband...
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if at first you dont succeed...
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If women don't fool around, and men do...
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If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you...
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If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen...
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In comparision
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Indicator
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Inseparable
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Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
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Is there a doctor in the house?
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Is this really your third marriage?
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It is all in the money
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It was their first date...
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It's a sin
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Jealousy
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John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling...
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John receives a phone call...
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Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago...
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Just like my wife
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Keeping their marriage together
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Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called...
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Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu...
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Learning
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Let him dig
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Life is cruel
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Love stronger than death
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Love to Death
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Made for each other
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Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says...
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Marital Sex
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Marriage Anonymous
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Marriage counseling
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Married life is very frustrating...
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Men are from earth...
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Men are like fine wine...
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Merry...ied talk
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Miles Dobson was away from home on business...
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Mother-in-law burial
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Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today...
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Motivations
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Mr. Schneider stood up in court...
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Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side...
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My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting...
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My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday...
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My wife and I are into S & M...
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My wife converted me to religion...
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New son-in-law
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No change
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Not this time
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Nothing changed
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Old farmer Johnson was dying...
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Olympic condoms
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On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks...
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On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door...
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On inheritance
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On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having...
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On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob...
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On their first night to be together...
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On their honeymoon night...
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One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed...
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One more thing like that
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One night, an 87-year-old woman...
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One of two reasons
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Opposites attract
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Over my dead body!
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Pack your bags honey!..
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Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks...
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Paralyzed
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Pecuniary reasons
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Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married...
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Polygamy and...
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Prescription
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Proffessional Terms
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Punctuation marks
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Really torrid honeymoon
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Repetitiveness
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Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife...
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Rough
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Saintly Naivete
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Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children...
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Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was...
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Saving up for 60 years
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Say anything
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Science alert
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She changed me
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She: Do you think of me when...
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She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
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Simple Curiosity
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Six stages of married life
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Slight confusion
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Small World
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Sneaky, sneaky...
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So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite...
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Some explaining...
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Some horse-play
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Some of the myths about marriage...
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Some time after their bitter divorce...
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Staring down from the bench to announce the terms...
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Sucks, huh?
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Suffering
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The American in Hong Kong...
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The angry wife met her husband at the door...
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The Big Scare
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The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment...
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The couple was dining out when the wife noticed...
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The doctor had just completed his examination...
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The good advice
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The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris...
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The last request
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The local courtroom was packed as testimony began...
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The man approached the very beautiful woman...
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The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake...
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The most evil thing
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The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman...
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The Ring
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The room was full of pregnant ladies...
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The room was full of pregnant women and their partners...
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The wall clock
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The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new...
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The young immigrant couple had just left the...
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The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park...
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The young playboy took a blind date to an...
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The young wife was in tears when she opened the door...
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The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month...
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These two guys go to a whorehouse...
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This fellow dies and goes to heaven...
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This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he...
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This man got his prescription for Viagra...
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This man was sitting quietly reading his paper...
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This snow plow driver from North Dakota...
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Three acurate guesses
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Trust thy friend...
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Twenty men die and go to heaven...
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Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives...
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Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town...
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Two men are discussing their lives...
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Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis...
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Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo...
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Two story house
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Two wives were airing their troubles...
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Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice...
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Want to make love to you
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Was your wife a virgin when you married?
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Watch out!
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What a Woman Really Needs
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What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
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What did I do?
|
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What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
|
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What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
|
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What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
|
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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
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What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
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What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
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What dreams mean
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What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
|
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What is the difference between men and women?
|
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What is the penalty for bigamy?
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What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
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What Trip?
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What was the first thing your husband said to you...
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What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
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What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant...
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
|
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When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?
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When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and...
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Where am I, Cathy?
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Where are my pyjamas?
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Who am I?
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Who exactly are we kidding?
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Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
|
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Why did God create man first?
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than...
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Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
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Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
|
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Why is it better?..
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Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet...
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Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
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Wife-taming method
|
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Will the father be present during the birth?
|
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Wise men never marry...
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You know the honeymoon is pretty much over...
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You're not going to believe this!
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