Religious jokes

  • "What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?"
  • A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit...
  • A catholic lithany
  • A crowd had gathered around a whore and...
  • A dangerous animal
  • A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when...
  • A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began...
  • A fine sermon
  • A Friend's Prayer
  • A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg...
  • A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident...
  • A little sports match
  • A Lutheran minister is driving down...
  • A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi...
  • A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items...
  • A man was leaving church one day...
  • A minister was asked by a politician...
  • A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her...
  • A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday...
  • A preacher was completing a temperance sermon...
  • A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue...
  • A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock...
  • A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train...
  • A stupid dog
  • A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates...
  • A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist...
  • A wise choice
  • A young minister, in the first days of his first parish...
  • A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out...
  • An anti-bat spray
  • An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing...
  • An old drunk stumbles into a confessional...
  • An unfortunate coincidence
  • And Jesus said unto his disciples...
  • At the first session of a conversion class...
  • Before performing a baptism, the priest approached...
  • Change my mind
  • Confession
  • Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch...
  • Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
  • Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
  • Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
  • Divine Right
  • Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?
  • Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up...
  • GIRL'S CONFESSION
  • GOD will save me
  • Got a second?
  • Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil...
  • Heaven and smoking
  • Heavenly golf
  • How can I believe in God when just last week...
  • How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
  • How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
  • How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
  • In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene...
  • Is there a God?
  • It is written in the Bible!
  • Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing...
  • Jesus has risen
  • Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy...
  • Love Jesus
  • Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices...
  • Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital...
  • Noah And Today's Ark
  • Nuns First Hot Dog
  • On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was...
  • On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily...
  • One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf...
  • Ought to be hung
  • Pastime for Passover
  • Pope Dies
  • Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when...
  • Religious philosophies of the world in a nutshell
  • Satanic Barney Proof
  • Seymour was a good and pious man...
  • Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
  • Sister Margaret died...
  • Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal...
  • Soap dispenser
  • Stress-Relieving Prayer
  • The ages of man
  • The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher...
  • The girl knelt in the confessional and said...
  • The Hat
  • The local priest came across Paddy who had...
  • The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with...
  • The Naming of Jesus
  • The only true religion
  • The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals...
  • The Pope took a philosophy professor...
  • The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle...
  • The priest was preparing a man...
  • The Reverend
  • The same thing
  • The three truths in life
  • The three wise men are out for a stroll when...
  • The wrong definition
  • There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope...
  • There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...
  • This fellow comes to confession...
  • This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to...
  • Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport...
  • Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market...
  • Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck...
  • Three religious truths
  • Tommy goes into a confessional box and says...
  • Two attorneys went into a diner...
  • Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel...
  • TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
  • Two nuns are riding a bike down a road...
  • Two nuns are walking down an alley...
  • Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man...
  • Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies...
  • Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the...
  • Visual joke
  • Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh...
  • What causes arthritis?
  • What did God say after creating man?
  • What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
  • What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
  • What do you call a man that marries another man?
  • What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the...
  • What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
  • What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
  • What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
  • What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
  • What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
  • What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
  • What is the meaning of life?
  • What is white and flies across the sky?
  • What is white and streaks across the sky?
  • What language do the Vatican Police speak?
  • What was the First Commandment?
  • What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
  • What's the difference between a nun and a woman...
  • What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
  • What's the difference between acne and a priest?
  • What's the difference between Jesus and...
  • Whats black and white and red all over?
  • When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town...
  • Where to send him?
  • Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
  • Why wasn't Jesus born in America?
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