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"What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?"
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A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit...
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A catholic lithany
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A crowd had gathered around a whore and...
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A dangerous animal
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A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when...
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A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began...
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A fine sermon
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A Friend's Prayer
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A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg...
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A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident...
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A little sports match
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A Lutheran minister is driving down...
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A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi...
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A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items...
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A man was leaving church one day...
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A minister was asked by a politician...
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A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her...
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A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday...
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A preacher was completing a temperance sermon...
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A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue...
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A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock...
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A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train...
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A stupid dog
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A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates...
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A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist...
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A wise choice
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A young minister, in the first days of his first parish...
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A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out...
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An anti-bat spray
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An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing...
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An old drunk stumbles into a confessional...
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An unfortunate coincidence
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And Jesus said unto his disciples...
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At the first session of a conversion class...
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Before performing a baptism, the priest approached...
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Change my mind
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Confession
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Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch...
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Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
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Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
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Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
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Divine Right
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Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?
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Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up...
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GIRL'S CONFESSION
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GOD will save me
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Got a second?
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Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil...
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Heaven and smoking
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Heavenly golf
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How can I believe in God when just last week...
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How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
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In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene...
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Is there a God?
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It is written in the Bible!
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Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing...
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Jesus has risen
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Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy...
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Love Jesus
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Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices...
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Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital...
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Noah And Today's Ark
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Nuns First Hot Dog
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On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was...
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On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily...
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One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf...
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Ought to be hung
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Pastime for Passover
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Pope Dies
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Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when...
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Religious philosophies of the world in a nutshell
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Satanic Barney Proof
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Seymour was a good and pious man...
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Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
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Sister Margaret died...
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Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal...
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Soap dispenser
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Stress-Relieving Prayer
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The ages of man
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The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher...
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The girl knelt in the confessional and said...
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The Hat
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The local priest came across Paddy who had...
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The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with...
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The Naming of Jesus
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The only true religion
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The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals...
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The Pope took a philosophy professor...
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The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle...
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The priest was preparing a man...
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The Reverend
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The same thing
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The three truths in life
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The three wise men are out for a stroll when...
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The wrong definition
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There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope...
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There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...
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This fellow comes to confession...
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This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to...
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Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport...
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Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market...
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Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck...
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Three religious truths
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Tommy goes into a confessional box and says...
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Two attorneys went into a diner...
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Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel...
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TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
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Two nuns are riding a bike down a road...
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Two nuns are walking down an alley...
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Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man...
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Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies...
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Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the...
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Visual joke
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Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh...
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What causes arthritis?
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What did God say after creating man?
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What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
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What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
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What do you call a man that marries another man?
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What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the...
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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
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What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
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What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
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What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
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What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
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What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
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What is the meaning of life?
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What is white and flies across the sky?
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What is white and streaks across the sky?
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What language do the Vatican Police speak?
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What was the First Commandment?
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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
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What's the difference between a nun and a woman...
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What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
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What's the difference between acne and a priest?
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What's the difference between Jesus and...
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Whats black and white and red all over?
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When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town...
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Where to send him?
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Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
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Why wasn't Jesus born in America?
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ZHow offensive is that?
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