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37 mating positions
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A bad day
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A bartender was getting ready to close for the night...
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A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down...
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A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy...
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A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet...
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A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady...
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A city boy was visiting the country and...
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A closer call
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A college professor's going to bed with his wife...
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A construction worker was whistling...
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A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one...
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A customer walks into a pharmacy...
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A dancing duck
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A department store had to call off its special...
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A divorced woman had been on her own for several months...
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A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium...
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A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
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A fortune teller
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A girl and an elephant
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A girl called the police department and reported that...
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A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated...
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A group of third, fourth and fifth graders...
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A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge...
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A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week...
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A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss...
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A guy says to a salesgirl...
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A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch...
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A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman...
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A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball...
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A guy's on the electric chair...
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A hunchback is running along a street being chased by...
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A little girl was playing up a tree near a church...
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A little town had a high birth rate that...
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A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top...
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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves...
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A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive...
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A man decided to have a face lift...
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A man enters a barber shop for a shave...
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A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch...
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A man is walking past this house when a used condom...
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A man let out a humongous burp...
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A man spoke frantically into the phone...
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A man stops by a diner at noon...
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A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla...
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A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow...
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A man walks into a jewellers shop...
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A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road...
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A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel...
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A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar...
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A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other...
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A Purple Heart
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A push
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A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on...
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A rookie police officer was assigned...
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A strange jigsaw puzzle
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A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant...
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A wide selection
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A woman enters a butcher shop and asks...
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A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy...
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A woman selling apples in New York...
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A woman strode angrily into the large...
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A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs...
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A woman walks into a tattoo parlour...
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A woman went to the bar with a black eye...
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A yard sale
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A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters...
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A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking...
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A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply...
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An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote...
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An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly...
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An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they...
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An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea...
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Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day...
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Ass-corked
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Ballroom please!
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Barbie and G.I. Joe
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Buy me bras!
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Card games
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Cop coming upon a young couple making out...
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Discovering too late that a...
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Doing the right thing
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During WW II an American soldier...
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Embarrassing moments
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Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911...
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Everybody's doing it
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Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep...
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Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend...
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First Aid Course
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Fluffy died
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Free meat
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Gimme some aspirin!
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Great roof
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Hair spray
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Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's...
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How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
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How many does it take?
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How'd you get that black eye?
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I was walking down an alley last night...
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Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors...
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In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop...
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In the midst of a veritable downpour...
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Is this her first?..
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It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency...
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Jewish fly
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Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary...
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Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to...
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Kind of awkward
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Like to screw?
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Make my own bed
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Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up...
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Mary was having an affair during the day while...
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Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south...
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Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward...
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Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair...
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My name is Brown
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On a cross-country bus trip...
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On a very cold winter night...
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One day Pete was complaining to his friend...
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One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world...
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Only once
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Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving...
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Ouch
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Over the counter
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Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and...
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Peanuts
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Playtonic relationship
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Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman...
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Put it to a good use
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Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at...
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Reading time
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Royalty and W
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Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country...
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Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500...
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Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses...
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Spell it
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Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her...
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Stolen Car
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Ten pounds of pride
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The Barber Shop
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The barber was finishing a haircut...
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The dentist was called away from the dinner table to...
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The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum...
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The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms...
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The hit-and-run
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down...
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The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own...
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The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning...
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The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was...
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The newly divorced woman...
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The other day my house caught fire...
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The people are waiting
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The price is right
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The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided...
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The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage...
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The Young Mans Big Mouth
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There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer...
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There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari...
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There were three men who were lost in the forest...
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These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around...
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Think before you talk
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This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls...
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This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample...
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This young lady, a flighty young thing...
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Three calamities
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Three college roommates -- two females and a male...
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Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon...
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Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater...
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Two guys are out hunting deer...
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Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk...
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Two men went to the desert for a vacation...
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Two men were walking through the woods when...
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Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner...
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Unable to attend the funeral after his father died...
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Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town...
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Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars...
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While enjoying a drink with a mate one night...
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While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new...
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WIFE VS. HUSBAND
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You tell me!
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