Travel and tourist jokes

  • A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy...
  • A delicacy
  • A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City...
  • A great way to spend eternity
  • A group of Americans was touring Ireland...
  • A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines...
  • A passenger announcement.
  • A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport...
  • Alaskan tourism
  • Bad Motel
  • Bathroom control
  • Car Acronyms
  • Clinton Vacation
  • David Beckham
  • Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
  • El delicatassen
  • Far East
  • Fly out of Genoa
  • Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
  • From a Southwest Airlines employee....
  • Glazed
  • Haircut before Trip
  • Happens
  • Helpful advice for travellers
  • How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
  • I am called a Princess
  • Lady Sunbathing
  • Magician and Parrot
  • My car
  • New Driver's License
  • Noisy stuff
  • Ocean Joke
  • Oh God, I'm screwed
  • Pilot to tower...
  • Playing tabla
  • Quick construction
  • Room Service
  • Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking...
  • Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs...
  • Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor...
  • Thank you..thank you very much!
  • The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists...
  • The Mohel
  • The subway car was packed...
  • The Zen Master is visiting New York City...
  • There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane...
  • This lady who was living in New York City had to get back...
  • Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe...
  • Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami...
  • What to Do With All Those "Free" Soaps When Travelling
  • Whatever you want it to be
  • Why does the River Clyde run through Glasgow?

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